Hotlinks: Lilo Didn’t Show Up For Work and For Some Reason People are Surprised, Xtina Doesn’t Like to Wear Underwear, and Miley Cyrus Doesn’t Like to Wear Pants

By Rachel Chapman • 23 hours ago

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Tom Hanks accidentally and adorably dropped the F bomb on Good Morning America. Lilo didn’t show up for work because a job on Lilo’s list of priorities falls somewhere below redbull/vodka and waking up in a pile of glowsticks. Xtina loves freedom, and by freedom she means the feeling of her naked privates touching her jeans. These are our favorite links of the day…enjoy!

Lindsay Lohan didn’t show up to work on the set of The Canyons. And screenwriter Bret Easton Ellis is pisssssed. He expressed his outrage via angry tweet demanding to know why Lindsay missed work. Dude, because it’s Lindsay Lohan. Duh.
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Rob and Kristen are back to enjoying bad posture and kissing together. The proof is all here in these stalker-like-taken-through-the-bushes photos.
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Lady Gaga responded to Die Antwoord’s slam by pointing out that they don’t have any hits. To which Die Anterwoord replied “at least we don’t have prawns in our privates.” Solid point.
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Angie and Brad spent $10k to fly in British food for their family. British food? Serrrriosly guys. Even British people try to avoid British food.
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Here is Gerard Butler making a super douchey facial expression.
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Miley Cryus tooks a picture of herself and some Halloween décor, which prompted a professional writer to craft this piece of headline gold, “Miley Cyrus Went Pantless with a Ghost.”
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Tom Hanks accidentally dropped the F bomb on Good Morning America. But America forgave him immediately, because who could f—king be mad at Tom Hanks.
(Us Weekly)